In all the excitement over our re-launched website (thanks for the many positive comments, by the way), we may have omitted to tell you about some new stuff we’ve just started to sell.
We’re not really of the generation which uses the word awesome, to be honest. But if we were, then awesome is how we would describe our new range of earplugs from Acu-Life of Massachusetts.
Impact Music Earplugs
First up we have Impact music earplugs. These are designed for people who find thumping bass or percussion sounds difficult to cope with.
We’re having these tested by a professional orchestral musician who has the misfortune to sit right in front of the percussion section. So far he says they’re, and we quote, “awesome.” 
Pro-Fit Earplugs
Next up we have Pro-Fit noise reduction earplugs. These are designed for sleeping and studying. Best of all, they’re custom-fit.
The disadvantage of this is you have to spend, oh 30 minutes actually making them fit you. The advantages though are immense – it’s fun, and once in place in your ears, the noise reduction is, er, awesome. We know because we’re using them ourselves
Swim-Fit Earplugs
And finally from Acu-Life, we have their brand-new Swim-Fit earplugs. These carry an endorsement from an Olympic gold medal swimmer, who amazing though she undoubtedly is, we hadn’t actually heard of until now.
Swim-Fit earplugs are also made by you to fit you and no-one else. They’re blue, and they float, so if they ever drop out, you can find them quickly. Awesome. Obviously 
